I’ve been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing checks.
I was heading home driving down the highway when I realize there’s a wasp in my car. It keeps flying around my head, crawling around the windshield in front of me, walking around my dash and landing on my arm and shoulder. All the while thinking this is it, this is how it ends, me wrecking my car in a firey crash on the highway because of a wasp.
I pull over in the emergency lane turn my hazard lights on, roll down all the windows and flip the fuck out whe trying to get out of my car.
While surveying where that little fucker is from outside the car, a June bug lands on my foot and since I already have the heebie-jeebies and my skin is crawling I kick my foot and my flip flop flies into the highway! FML!There is no sign of the wasp, so after retrieving my flip flop from the highway, I get back in the car and there it is again on the windshield. Thankfully I have this big plastic cup in my car and after a couple attempts to scoop it into the cup I managed to get it out the window, roll the windows up and slam down on the gas pedal. Now I’m going to crawl into bed and pass out. goodnight tumblr
I finally got to see Pompeii. Went to the last theatre still showing it in 3D tonight. So glad I got to catch it on the.big screen. I don’t care what anyone says … I really loved it.
I was obsessed with Pompeii when I was a kid and I have always hoped a big epic disaster movie would get made. It was a gorgeous movie with excellent 3D. Yes the comparisons to Titanic are warranted but that’s not a bad thing to me. It was Titanic meets Gladiator meets Dante’s Peak and I let the magma of it all envelop me … Even got teary eyed at the end.
An & Ria’s #First flight
You have to watch this adorable, delightful, sweet, inspiring, funny and moving short documentary about these beautiful Dutch women’s first flight.
By the end I was crying and laughing at the same time. I want Ria to adopt me as one of her grandsons! I am absolutely in love with her.
OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING
Just got in from seeing an advance screening of Neighbors, it was great and really funny. Unfortunately like most movies now the trailer shows way to much so a lot of the gags, jokes and scenes were spoiled … But holly hell there is one scene with Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne that was so great! I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe! It was so fucking funny.
In honor of National Siblings Day my sister posted this pic of us on facebook … wow! bleach blonde hair, braided belt, stone washed mom jeans, not fat, actually kind of handsome … this would have been about 1997, 1998 … oh how times change.
i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell